No, Marty, No!

This is wrong on so many levels:

State Rep. Marty Seifert, a conservative with a knack for inflammatory proposals, wants to mandate testing to determine whether welfare clients smoke cigarettes. He'd reduce their benefits if they do.

"If you're going to take the taxpayer's money, we're going to expect good behavior," the Marshall Republican said Friday.

Marty, Marty, Marty, it rhymes with "flippery flope," son.