Monday, April 11, 2005


Not Fair, Says Kerry

John Kerry says that last year's presidential election wasn't fair:

“Leaflets are handed out saying Democrats vote on Wednesday, Republicans vote on Tuesday. People are told in telephone calls that if you’ve ever had a parking ticket, you’re not allowed to vote,” he said.
Don't worry, John, you can always get even by winning the next election in, um, 2009. Go for it, man!