The Seventh Serving Man

To help our Leftie friends overcome their anger, I have taken the liberty of updating Kipling's little ditty, with the only advice they will ever really need to effect their movement's much-needed reformation:

I keep six honest serving-men
(They taught me all I knew);
Their names are What and Why and When
And How and Where and Who.

And when mistakes do find me
(alone or within groups)
The seventh will remind me
That I should just say "oops!"

Take it to heart and it will never fail you.