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Fingerprinting to Debut on Canadian Border

U.S. border guards at busy northern crossings will start fingerprinting foreign visitors entering from Canada by the end of the year, a top official in the Department of Homeland Security said Tuesday.

Hey man, they can have my prints when they pry the beer bottle from my cold, dead fingers.

Or offer me a fresh one. Whichever comes first.