Friday, February 11, 2005

 

Canada Beckons

I see that Leftie sites in the US are focusing again on moving up here to Canada. In my continuing effort to discourage this practice, I offer:

  1. The opening line from our constitution:
    Whereas Canada is founded upon the principles that recognize the supremacy of God and the rule of law
  2. And if we ever hold another hockey game, sigh, here's what we'll sing:
    "Oh Canada, Our home & native land"
    True Patriot Love, In all Thy Son's Command"
    [patriotism and Christianity, all in the first two lines of our anthem].
    [...]
    God keep our land
    Glorious And Free
    [Religion plus implied exceptionalism!]
  3. For those Americans worried about Bush's handling of civil rights when faced with terrorists, you might wanna first compare it to the demonstrable Canadian approach (i.e. forget rhetoric, see the historical record of what we actually did when faced with a real terrorist attack)

Y'all come join us now, y'hear!